Monday, May 4, 2009

Not Me! Monday

Welcome to Not Me! Monday! This blog carnival was created by MckMama. You can head over to her blog to read what she and everyone else have not been doing this week.

Friday, I totally did not slam my head twice in one day. I have great peripheral vision and common sense and would never have let this happen.

Yesterday, I did not collapse on the bathroom floor, feeling like the world was spinning, all because of some stupid (yet extreme!) gas pains. I have the health strength to handle anything!

I have not been disgustingly sweaty all day. I always have a normal body temperature and never sit in my English class wiping profusely at my face with my shirt while trying to take a test because sweat is pouring off my face. Never!

I did not just attempt to make myself a grilled cheese sandwich. I know full well after 16 years that I can not cook, and would never attempt to do something I know would end in a mess. But even if I had made that grilled cheese sandwich, I would have at least had the ability to flip it over, the bottom piece of bread would not have flown off in that process, the bread would not have gotten all smushed together, and there would not be melted cheese on one of my mom's favorite frying pans and our stove right now. No way. I'm much more capable than that.

I did not steal some Ferrero Rocher candies from my mom's room when she wasn't there. I didn't know that she never keeps count of how many are left, giving me great reason to take one every once in a while. I never steal anything! Especially not chocolate.

I did not laugh to myself when my French teacher went off at the morons in class today. I did not feel sorry for my school when I realized that the seniors are causing all the trouble, even though they're supposed to be adults.

I did not spend my entire Distance Learning class period today doing everything but Distance Learning work. I am a perfect student who never goes on other sites during class and always keeps up with my work.

Uh huh.

So what have you NOT done this week?


  1. Girl, you need to videotape the whole grilled cheese experience one of these days!

    That is so funny about the Ferrero Rocher, they are Josh's fav, other than Bueno Bars. I do keep track of the chocolate in this house, I have to, lol! Then again, it's not hard, since Josh is too careless and doesn't get rid of the evidence, uh, I mean, wrappers.